Sleeping in Yao Ming’s Bed

Somebody is going to be saying, “I am sleeping in Yao Ming’s bed.” And, no doubt hoping that Yao wasn’t in it at the time.
The Beijing Games, having not made enough money, has a plan to make more….auction off 20 million items related to the Games.
Can you say ebolympics?
Seriously, Yao Ming’s bed…big enough for the whole family.
Liu Xiang’s electric appliances…guaranteed to mix things up before he finishes the 110m hurdles. Oh, wait! He didn’t run.
It is expected to take as long as two years to sell off all the stuff. By then, people will be saying, “Who is Michael Phelps?”
China Beijing Equity Exchange hopes to make $145 million.
If they auction things by the length, Yao’s bed will make a killing.


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