What You Hope Never Happens While You Are in a Massage Parlor

I had a friend explain to me once why she never slept in the nude. I don’t remember much because I could only think of her sleeping in the nude.

I think she said the reason she never did was because she was afraid there might be some sort of disaster happen while she was asleep and she’d have to run outside naked. It was then that I really lost track of what she was saying.

There was something about Taiwan and an earthquake and a woman found outside in the buff.

Well, I have come across something that nobody would want to happen while they were in a massage parlor. Thinking what you would like to happen is easy…but what you don’t want to happen is:

A Fire -

The fire killed seven people on Friday in Yuncheng City in north China’s Shanxi Province.

I bet they would have preferred to have been found naked.

Nobody should ever say, “I’d rather be found dead than naked.” eh?

The fire broke out at 4:00 p.m. in Mingren Massage Parlor in Yanhu District of Yuncheng, police said.