Giant Easter Bunny Breeder Loses Patience

A German retiree who breeds giant Easter bunny rabbits, the size of cocker spaniels thinks his plan to provide North Korea with giant rabbits is dead with no chance of a resurrection.

He sold the DPRK six rabbits earlier this year and planned to visit this month to see how the rabbits and breeding were doing.

Our dear leader told him that "they don't need my help and their people have everything under control."

Translated – the rabbits were delicious.

Female super bunnies produce two litters of 8-14 offspring each year with a single rabbit producing some 7 kilograms (15lbs) of meat.

But…not when they have been stewed.

Too bad for North Korea…again.

Why do you think North Korea doesn't want the Giant Easter Bunny breeder to visit?