When Chopsticks Become Lethal

This guy has more problems than just dealing with his girlfriend.

A Hong Kong woman blinded her boyfriend in one eye six years ago by poking it with her finger.

Unfazed…well, maybe a little…the two went on with life.

But…alas, all was not well because something caused the girl, um, woman (49) to fly off the rice bowl and go after her boyfriend (58) again by sticking a plastic chopstick in the lame eye.

Pain, screams, hystery, blood, and, I suppose, apologies followed. 

So, they went to bed. What else would you do after your 'best friend' stabbed

you for the second time in the eye?

The next morning…the woman still in a fighting mood put a chopstick in the other eye.

Here's the kicker…two days LATER, the man decided something was wrong with his girlfriend and he had to go to the police. I guess there is no loyalty to be expected from their 14 year relationship.

The man didn't report his GF six years ago because he considered the loss of eyesight in his left eye a 'love sacrifice.'

The womn was jailed for six months and forced to eat with big square spoon, I hope.

What's the dumbest thing you ever endured for your girl friend?