The Worst Insult I Ever Heard
Does Your Girl Have a Face Like these Dogs?
We used to say that when a girl was ugly, she had a face like a dog. I am not sure what the girls used to say about me.
Something like, 'we knew when Bill was coming because his nose showed up twenty seconds before his belly and the rest of his body 10 seconds after that.
But, when your dog, er, girl is dressed up like this, maybe it's not a bad thing.
It's a sign of the times when people have so much disposable income that they can blow it on their pooches.
We have a store in our little downtown of 20+ stores devoted to = the Metro Pooch.
The Chinese are now blowing their money on their four legged friends.
A dog show is happening in Chongqing.
Oh…the worst insult I had ever heard (not directed at me, thank goodness)…If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards.
How about
“Tell your mother to change the sheets tonight. The last time I was over, they were filthy!”.
Told to me by my driver in Mexico City.
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