The Worst Insult I Ever Heard

Posted by Bill Belew on May 14th, 2007 in All about China | No Comments

Does Your Girl Have a Face Like these Dogs?

We used to say that when a girl was ugly, she had a face like a dog. I am not sure what the girls used to say about me.

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Something like, 'we knew when Bill was coming because his nose showed up twenty seconds before his belly and the rest of his body 10 seconds after that.

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But, when your dog, er, girl is dressed up like this, maybe it's not a bad thing.
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It's a sign of the times when people have so much disposable income that they can blow it on their pooches.

We have a store in our little downtown of 20+ stores devoted to = the Metro Pooch.

The Chinese are now blowing their money on their four legged friends.

A dog show is happening in Chongqing.

Oh…the worst insult I had ever heard (not directed at me, thank goodness)…If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards.

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  1. David Tomlinson, Chicago, IL says

    05/11/2007

    How about

    “Tell your mother to change the sheets tonight. The last time I was over, they were filthy!”.

    Told to me by my driver in Mexico City.