Chinese Fish Put on a Diet, Forced to Exercise So They Can Be Sent Home

Five Chinese fish, sturgeons to be exact, weigh in at more than a metric ton and are 3.6 meters long… a Yao Ming and a half.

The plan is to transport the "pandas in the water" back to the Yangtze River where they were said to have originated some 140 million years. The fish are much fatter than the fat chance that their species is that old.

Anyway…

The fish cannot be accomodated because of their size and the 20 hour journey is thought to be too much for them…so…diet and exercise…health checks…and training.

I think the people who have been responsible for feeding these scaly pandas should be forced to go on a diet as well…and then made to sit in the transport tank for 20 hours before returning them.

Do you agree?

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