800 Olympic Porta-Pots for 2008 Games
Somebody sure got a crappy job.
Some guy in China found himself on the short list, and then chosen and given the title of "Official in Charge of Environmental Facilitie during the Olympic Games."
Whoopee! Parties! Getting naked and dancing on tables.
Then he read his job description.
1. Make sure there are enough mobile crappers for Beijing's 14 million and ALL the Olympic visitors.
2. Announce goals for public mobile toilets to go along with the current 8,000 that already exist.
3. Keep the country informed whenever the committee passes a significant milestone.
4. Remember, the job is not finished until everything has been wiped clean.
The official announced – "Beijing is working to ensure better toilet facilities for people coming to the Olympics."
800 mobile toilets will be placed around Beijing. Tourist sites and major roads have been included in the plans.
And everyone went to the throne room to celebrate.
Well, somebody has to do it.
Imagine what life would be like if there were NOT enough pots to go around.
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