Recycled Condoms Used in Chinese-Made Hair Bands
step one
And to think we were worried about lead in toys, or cardboard in the dumplings.
Snopes says it’s true that awoman in China found her hair band unraveling, so she cut the thread off it only to find recycled condoms inside! Unused, thank goodness.
step two
“…a small part came loose when I used the bands to tie my hair up one morning. It looked strange to me because of its different color – not the yellow color we normally see in plastic bands. I peeled deeper and found something that looked like a condom.”
Thanks goodness she didn’t find something yellow-colored you normally see in a used condom, eh? Gosh, I am sorry I know that. Just think, had the things been used before what the possibility of spreading STDs might be.
step three
It is sincerely hoped (for lack of a better word in such circumstances) that the prophylactics had failed to meet quality control standards at the manufacturing plant. Hopefully the rubbers weren’t found lacking in other QC tests. Or is that another reason why Chinese have so many people?
step four
So, China. What about this quality control thing? What other things might we should be looking into to see what’s inside? I’m afraid to know.
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Umm, this may seem a tad nitpicky but given the current state of our sexual education I just had to speak up. it would be almost impossible to get an std from the bottom part of a used condom. first the condom would have to be unwashed, second the semen would have to be fresh, third the person who was wearing it would have to have veins in their HAIR and then have a cut on them, and even if all these conditions are met the odds of transmission are still monstrously low.
Indeed, indeed. But the thought of having a condom in your hair, although not literally IN YOUR HAIR, is quite unnerving.
I read somewhere that these hairties were specifically made and advertised for having used condoms
It’s not so much putting them in your hair, I’m concerned about. Every person with substantial hair puts a hairband in their mouth at one stage or another. Fresh or not, that’s just creepy. I sure hope those things get dunked in a vat of bleach… or something to the
Thats disgusting, people would throw a fit in the U.S.
Get Real guys…they’re ’shopped. I can tell by the sperm pixels
I highly doubt that they would be making hairbands with used condoms, did you ever think that maybe they’re just using factory rejects?
It’s amazing how people can freak out because of a goddamn hairband.
IT’S A HAIRBAND, NOT AN ATOMIC BOMB.IT’S NOT IMPORTANT.EVEN SNOPES SAYS THE CONDOMS ARE UNUSED.HOW CAN YOU GET AN STD FROM AN UNUSED CONDOM?
GOOD GOD, IF IT IS UNUSED, IT’S JUST RUBBER.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN UNUSED CONDOM AND ANY OTHER KIND OF RUBBER?
Bring on the ad hominem arguments, jerks.I’ll never read this again, anyway.I’ll just click Stumble! and go away forever.
That is horrifying.
They may be unused, but it’s still pretty disturbing.
Its just rubber?
Someone does not know what condoms are made out of.
As a side note, why the hell use condoms in the first place China? Oh wait, because you like to take short cuts in everything you do because you have no decent quality of living for your citizens so you think that should be forced up on EVERYONE who you export to.
/rant.
seriously people take it easy. it’s funny. don’t overthink it. don’t get analytical. look. laugh, grimace, do what you feel compelled to do in your own personal space but quit freaking out.
This is an old story. Given that many MANY Chinese people do not use condoms I would not worry about the hairbands having used condoms inside.
They are probably using Chinese-made very cheap low-brand condoms.
It’s quite industrious really.
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