106-year old Weds 81-year old
Marrying somebody 26 years his junior…he should be ashamed of himself.
Both are being married for the second time…his wife died 20 years ago and she lost her husband 11 years ago.
Chinese Pan…the husband said, "Now, we are a family and we will never separate from each other till death." Which could be any moment now, all things considered.
The previous oldest groom was Harry Stevens, an American who married at 103 to an 84-year old.
Just shows to go you that there are fools after 100 on both sides of the big pond.
It reminds me of a story of two old geezers getting married. They weren't sure
they could consummate their marriage so they went to see a doctor.
The doctor told them to do the deed on the table while he watched.
After considerable negotiations they were able to finally 'seal' their marriage.
The doc charged them $50.
Aweek later they were back….same request. They wanted the doc to watch.
They did it and were charged $50.
Another week…same routine.
A fourth week, the doc told them, "I don't think you all need to keep coming here. All is well."
The old fellow responded, "Well, doc, the hotel charges us $75 and you only charge us $50. I think we'll keep coming here."
How long do you want to stay married?
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